Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Overseen and Overheard

"I'm gagging for a fag." - a tall, bald man behind the till in a cafe talking to a customer. 

"She has a knack for it. Sticking her foot in other people's business." A woman in her thirties on the bus talking on the phone. She is chewing gum. 

"You should be used to it by now. Him and his answers - never solid." Heard in the changing rooms in the gym. 

Outside a pub in the car park 

"Anne, I dropped the cake!"

No response. Anne is non-plused.

"No Anne. I was only joking. I haven't dropped the cake."

Anne stands there. Silent. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Haha. These are great, Taidgh!