Yesterday the phone rang and on the other end a woman informed me she had picked up a signal from my computer. If something was not done my motherboard would be rendered useless. Luckily a software download would fix the problem. Methods of payment were discussed and a special twenty-five percent discount was offered only it would expire by midnight. I listened to the far away hum of an office and imagined her in an expensive skirt and suit jacket and that she had a stay at home husband who looked after their three angelic children. In the summer she would go with her family on a long exotic holiday bankrolled by yours truly.