Can I take your dog for a walk, he'd see lots of different things. He'd see little kids you blew up for the sake of a free world, he'd see rotting women dying in the gutters all for the sake of freedom.
I would tell your dog not to lift his leg to pee on a corpse because after all it's impolite. I would tell him a burnt out car might do the trick, but don't pee too much as it may attract more than one wild dog. I would take your dog to cheer up the sick in hospitals, because after all they need cheering up from all the nightly bombing. When the walk is over, I hope your dog will do me a favour and show me where he's walked for you.
An avid Dog Lover